Αν το μεταφράσω, θα το σκοτώσω.
Αλλά όποιος ξέρει αγγλικά θα γελάσει πολύ, πιστεύω...
A mother is driving her seven year-old daughter to her friend's house for
a play date, when the little girl asks "Mummy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother
replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are
personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" Mum says as her
daughter is getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mum won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it. "
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how
old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's
name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy
got a divorce."
Now Mum's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that,
young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
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