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on: Δευτέρα 18 Φεβρουάριος 2008, 20:15:22 μμ
Συγνώμη, δέν μεταφράζεται.. :-\ :-*

The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming.
They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He confidently stepped to the microphone and said:

“Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu.”

The crowd went crazy. No way could the redneck top this, they thought.

The redneck, with sweat rolled down his face, made his way to the microphone and said:

“A friend and I a hunting went,
We spied three maidens in a tent,
They being three, we being two,
I bucked one and Tim bucked two.”

The redneck went to the finals.


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