A gentleman diner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman sitting alone at another table. The waiter took the bottle and said
this is from the guy seated over there, indicating the sender.
She looked at the wine cooly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided
to send a reply to the man. The waiter took the note from her and conveyed it
to the guy, the note read, "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, the guy decided to compose one of his own in return.
It read "For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder, an Aston Martin
DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage, there is over 20
million in my bank account, but not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut 2 inches off, just send the bottle back".
